Humor

 

Another Adventure in Fine Dining

From the Email files

Here's a fairly typical chunk of my life. When I ran it through the writer's group they didn't suggest any changes but one of the marginal comments was, "I'm gagging." Consider yourself warned. This one goes out to all the pet lovers and parents...

 

Logy In The Saddle

Celebrity Mockery

No one would walk away from this lethal showdown between a cowpokeand his colon!

 

Internet Cartoon

As if we needed another one.

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I'll Be Your Mirror

Thanks a lot, pal.

So my music buddy and I were sitting around in-between songs when I found myself going over one of my petty obsessions.

"Dude," I said. "The thing is, is that I have no idea how I come across. I have no idea what people think of me."

He glared at me, eyes pinching at the bridge of his nose. He was sick of this shit...

 

I'll Be Your Mirror #2

Who was that tiny woman

and how did she get to be so ghetto?

You know how it goes. You're out in public and you see someone who looks familiar. You know you should greet them but you just can't figure out who they are, what your response to them should be. In my case this is compounded by the fact that I'm almost blind and while I have a hard time with people's names I never remember a face. Having been through the embarrassment of greeting a number of strangers with intimate cordiality I've taken to waiting for the other person to break first. They're the ones with fucking eyes, let them make the call...